No Monkeys Allowed!

To taint a sacred blog with the filth of halamonkey is blasphemy! You are condemned to have your eyes removed, your teeth pulled and your tummy hair plucked!

I'd still think you were pretty cute though, even with a smooth under-bellybutton.

Now that the important stuff is out of the way, here's some softcore pornography for your voyeuristic pleasure:




We're pregnant! I figure I'd tell you know so that you would have adequate time to prepare the baby's room, even though it would have been fun to surprise you.

I'm so happy it's the weekend! I'll get plenty of time to talk to you and write you emails and purchase internet kisses for a set puppy-currency fee.

This is that charcoal grill I was telling you about! That's one of my students with his father. They're relatives of the family I'm living with. That was some tasty ass pork though, god damn.



Since I decided to use that picture in my blog, I'll add another little gem that I would have deleted if I didn't know it would make you laugh:

I never knew I could look so creepy. I mean, unphotogenic yes, but damn. Just damn.

That's my other student. She's really nice, not that good at English, and I consistently hear about how she has a crush on me. Of course it's a crush on an older foreigner who is obligated to spend time with her, but it's funny nonetheless.

It's weird getting settled in.. so far it has only seemed like a vacation experience almost, and less like I'm going to be actually living here for a month. I'm sure that here soon that will become more realistic though, and time will fly. But I'm seriously going to be rich when I get back. We should buy a house together. And fill it with a hot air balloon. And travel into space.

Forever.

I love you!