Daily Mullings

Are there monkeys in Korea? I'm assuming there aren't any chimpanzees or baboons are anything, but what about actual monkeys. You heard about that attack in February where a chimp ate a lady's face off, right? I always thought the only reason I had to be afraid of these vicious beasts was because they'd eat your penis. But now I have to worry about my face too? Fuck this! What if they discover tasty, delicious meowlazers? I just feel paranoid now.